You know you're a nurse when...
...you sit down for lunch and talk about the bowel movement you just saw.
...you diagnose yourself with about 20 different life-threatening illnesses.
...you admire people with large, bulging veins, and ask if you can start an IV on them.
...you frown and feel sorry for someone without large, bulging veins.
...you watch ER or any other medical-based show, and point out all the flaws.
...you receive phone calls from relatives you haven't seen in 10 years, asking for health advice.
...you groan when you find out your patient is also a nurse (or a doctor).
I just read this one Aub. Hahaha. They are all so true...
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